July 2008
14 posts
“Take the Joker, who treats a stunningly staged bank robbery like his private...”
– Rolling Stone
If this flick is half as good as Heat it’s going to blow the doors off the movie theaters this summer. Chances are, though, that it’s going to be even better…
June 2008
42 posts
“The code for init is not listed in the book; neither is the shell. The line had...”
– Operating Systems: Design and Implementation, Andrew Tanenbaum
Already having 380 pages of source code, truer words have never been written.
“Poor Bay Area air quality merely Beijing viral ad campaign for 2008 Olympics.”
– @rands
“The top is reachable by service elevator or ladder.”
– KVLY-TV mast
Until recently, the tallest man-made structure on land. It’s 2,063 feet tall. That’s nearly half-a-mile. I don’t like to walk half-a-mile, and I sure as fuck would never climb a ladder that far.
No more!
To be so senseless, to have people on the streets, shooting people. We have to take our city back - this shouldn’t happen. We all need to stick together. To be strong against guns, we need to get those off the streets.
I just feel like, we are not getting it. They are winning. These criminals are winning. I’m the one who has got to live this. But this is not just about me. It is...
“You could grow asparagus, say scientists.”
– @MarsPhoenix
Dear Nintendo,
marco:
…
But I can’t buy it. Anywhere.
I’m trying to give you money. And you won’t take it. That kinda goes against the way successful businesses are operated.
Some of your customers are so devoted, and have so much time, that they’re willing to call around and travel to multiple stores for the chance to get one of your products. That’s a huge pain in the ass. Most people don’t care...
“the woman in front of me at the store has 6 bottles of Bushmills and a box of...”
– @adelgadorey
“I know George didn’t believe in heaven or hell. Like death, they were just more...”
– Dying Is Hard. Comedy Is Harder. Op-Ed Contributor Jerry Seinfeld on George Carlin, NYT
Apparently, in comedic circles, “Carlin already did it” is synonymous with “The Simpsons already did it.” A true originator, he was just in Santa Rosa a few months ago, still going...
“When you are programming, you must not let your mind wander. As the human-world,...”
– Via The Daily Dish.
The newest addition to our office wall of wordage.
“But Private Snuffy is confused: “didn’t the United States Attorney General, the...”
– Interview with an interrogator, newsrackblog.com.
“Wikipedia is a massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) in which...”
– Encyclopedia Dramatica
“He’s the only politician of our lifetime who is underestimated because he’s too...”
– The Daily Dish, via Kacie (starting to see a trend?)
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Tumour turns out to be 25-year-old towel.... →
You’re a towel.
