Dear Nintendo,

marco:

But I can’t buy it. Anywhere.

I’m trying to give you money. And you won’t take it. That kinda goes against the way successful businesses are operated.

Some of your customers are so devoted, and have so much time, that they’re willing to call around and travel to multiple stores for the chance to get one of your products. That’s a huge pain in the ass. Most people don’t care about you that much. I sure don’t.

The eternal shortages are no longer cute.

Love, Marco

He’s talking about the Wii Fit here, because he’s lucky enough to have the console already; for people like me without both, the eternal shortages are becoming dangerously close to inducing a Hulk-style rage.